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Wait a tick, clearly that's not true. I'm nearly always, and in fact I might be persuaded to say I'm incessantly annoyed with John's girlfriend, whom he addresses with the incredibly idiotic sounding nickname "Suz." Now if you're a moron, and chances are that you...are (too many are's) then you might mistakely pronounce that nickname s-uh-z, when in fact the actual pronunciation is sooz, which could not possibly be more asanine, and which, quite possibly, could be the dumbest thing that I've ever heard of anyone consenting to be addressed as. If that makes any sense. Anyway, I can also think of a host of other things about John and Sooooz's "relationship" (if you can call it that, personally I prefer the term "mutual psychosis") that really burn my bisquits. Like the fact that she's boring. And that she insists on interacting with me. Could she be so obscenely obtuse to not see that I can find no redeeming qualities in her, despite John's best efforts to focus my attention on specific parts of her body? Does she not realize that even if I was a tree, and all I did for hundreds of years was stand motionless in the same forest, with no obvious forms of entertainment and endless excrutiating patience, that I would still find her to be mind-liquifyingly boring? Apparently not. And that annoys me.
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